American Voices

'Old Dogs' Opens Today

November 25, 2009 | ISSUE 45•48

Old Dogs, starring John Travolta and Robin Williams, opens today. What do you think?

  • They probably butchered the novel.

    Jane Partridge
    Mounting Inspector

  • "You left out the most important detail. Are there bloopers over the credits or not?

    Eric Moulding
    Wood Buffer

  • "I can't wait! Me and my fishing buddies have opening-night tickets! I dropped my teenage daughters off at their mother's, turned off the BlackBerry, and just took a Flomax, so I should be able to make it through the whole movie.

    Darrin Gregory
    Systems Analyst

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