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Fan On The Street

On 50-to-1 Shot Mine That Bird Winning The Kentucky Derby:

May 7, 2009 |

  • "Damn! What are the odds?


  • As the second-biggest upset in Derby history, Mine That Bird will go down in history along with whatever horse was the biggest."


  • I just don't understand why the guy who had the best shot at winning would let that happen.


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