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On A 16-Year-Old Becoming The Youngest-Ever LPGA Winner

September 23, 2011 | ISSUE 47•39

  • That must have been mortifying for him.


  • Years from now, she’s going to look back on this and think, ‘Wow, I was so crazy and stupid to waste my time playing golf back when I was 16.’


  • Sounds like a nightmare.


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