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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
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  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On A Chilean Miner Running The NYC Marathon

November 5, 2010 | ISSUE 46•44

  • Two months of underground vacation and now a trip to New York? That gold is never getting mined.


  • Still, he's no match for that Kenyan who was trapped for 20 years in abject poverty.


  • A good way to follow up his 3-for-4 performance in Game 5 of the World Series.


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