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  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
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  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On Albert Pujols And Joey Votto Battling For The Triple Crown

September 10, 2010 | ISSUE 46•36

  • When will this bitter cold war between Dominicans and Canadians ever end?


  • Steroids. Steroids that let you crank the ball out of the park, drop in a clutch base hit, and leg out a bunt single all at the same time.


  • No kidding? Somebody should probably tell the president of baseball or something, because I'd think they'd want to celebrate this.


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