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On Andre Agassi Admitting He Used Crystal Meth

November 5, 2009 | ISSUE 45•45

  • Yeah, yeah, crystal meth, that's just awful, I'm sure. Did you hear about the wig?


  • He also reveals a much more embarrassing fact, which is that he played tennis for 30 years.


  • Does the book mention where I could get some right now?


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