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Fan On The Street

On Barry Bonds Being Unable To Find Work:

February 28, 2008 |

  • There has to be someone out there willing to give an arrogant, controversial figure millions of dollars.


  • How is he going to get his next 762 home runs?


  • He should just change his name to Larry Londs. It's not like Major League Baseball's internal investigators would ever figure that one out.


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