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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On Baseball In 2009:

December 28, 2009 | ISSUE 45•53

  • The Yankees have reclaimed their glory atop the MLB, so, in turn, I have started cutting myself again.


  • Lotta outs this year, right?


  • I have to say, I hated to see the trades and statistics and rumors I love ruined by all that baseball.


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