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Fan On The Street

On Cadel Evans Winning The Tour De France

July 29, 2011 | ISSUE 47•30

  • I'll congratulate him when the results of his blood test come out in six years.


  • It must be a thrill for France to see its athletes get embarrassed on their home turf each year by athletes from such diverse countries.


  • I heard the finish was really exciting, but if you go back and watch, it’s just a bunch of guys on bikes.


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