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Fan On The Street

On Chipper Jones' Chances Of Hitting .400 For The Season:

May 22, 2008 |

  • It'd be a lot easier on him if he was hitting .800 now, so he could relax a bit down the road.


  • The only way that could possibly happen is if he gets two hits per every five at bats.


  • He'll definitely do it, since I can't see him lasting more than a couple of days without a season-ending injury."


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