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  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
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Fan On The Street

On Congress Insisting On Being Involved In Sports Investigations:

March 6, 2008 |

  • At least it's not as meddlesome as when Sen. Tom Harkin (D-IA) hit 28 home runs and got 124 RBI in 1998.


  • I've never seen Americans jump up and down while screaming after hearing news about Iraq or the education crisis, so I guess sports are important to this country.


  • I think only the Senate should get involved. The House should investigate unfair movie and album reviews."


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