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Fan On The Street

On Danica Patrick's Display Of Anger At The Indy 500:

May 29, 2008 |

  • Now, see, whenever A.J. Foyt did that, people would say he must've been on his period or something.


  • Man, I wouldn't want an angry Danica Patrick within 20 feet of me. Fortunately, she didn't get within 20 feet of him either.


  • This was a valuable lesson for girls everywhere: always stand up to boys by making empty gestures and not following through.


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