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Fan On The Street

On David Beckham Requesting A Loan To A European Soccer Team:

October 30, 2008 |

  • What, you mean David Beckham? That doughnut shop guy?


  • This other team—they know he just sits on the bench and doesn't actually play anymore, right?


  • Sorry, but I promised myself I wouldn't think about soccer ever again.


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