On David Ortiz Testing Positive For Steroids

  • “You know, I could have sworn we already knew about this."”

  • “How do I put this delicately... did he take a special... heavier type of steroid?"”

  • “In 2003? Six years is usually about five-and-a-half-years after I stop giving a shit about something."”

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