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On David Ortiz Testing Positive For Steroids

August 6, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35

  • You know, I could have sworn we already knew about this."


  • How do I put this delicately... did he take a special... heavier type of steroid?"


  • In 2003? Six years is usually about five-and-a-half-years after I stop giving a shit about something."


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