On Derek Jeter’s 3,000th Hit

Fan On The StreetSportsbaseballBaseball ISSUE 47•29 Jul 15, 2011

  • “I don't think he needed to jump when he was hitting it.”

  • “I liked that it was a home run, but I couldn’t give a shit about the stupid career-milestone aspect.”

  • “Wow, I can’t think of a better thing to get 3,000 of. Except for dollars and slam dunks.”

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