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Fan On The Street

On Derek Jeter’s 3,000th Hit

July 15, 2011 | ISSUE 47•29

  • I don't think he needed to jump when he was hitting it.


  • I liked that it was a home run, but I couldn’t give a shit about the stupid career-milestone aspect.


  • Wow, I can’t think of a better thing to get 3,000 of. Except for dollars and slam dunks.


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