-
  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On Derrick Rose's Record-Setting Playoff Performance:

April 23, 2009 |

  • That was the greatest individual performance in Chicago Bulls history."


  • Not only could no one stop him, it seemed like no one on the court even wanted to play defense at all."


  • And then they lost the second game, so he must feel like a total dick."


The Onion

[x] Click to close

© Copyright 2012, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.