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On Dez Bryant Refusing To Carry Roy Williams' Pads

July 30, 2010 | ISSUE 46•30

  • Roy Williams played for the 2008 Lions. I'd be afraid to touch those pads too.


  • I don't understand. Was there urine or feces or semen on the pads? How is this hazing?


  • Ah, so you're saying the Cowboys will go 8-8 and miss the playoffs this year.


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