On Disarray In The UCLA Men's Basketball Program

Fan On The StreetSports ISSUE 48•11 Mar 11, 2012

  • “Still, that program could enslave a dozen or so human beings and still be the least reprehensible institution in L.A.”

  • “It's tough to run a program when you always have John Wooden looking over your shoulder, and it's even tougher when the drugs make you hallucinate that he's trying to eat your flesh.”

  • “Oh, like a college basketball program? In L.A.?”

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