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  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
  • SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract
  • New Vikings Stadium's Retractable Base Moves Structure To Los Angeles As Needed
  • Spurs, Celtics Begin Stiff-Legged Lurch to the Finals

Fan On The Street

On Football In 2009:

December 31, 2009 | ISSUE 45•53

  • Football... football... oh man, I'm totally blanking.


  • I started calling it 'the gridiron' more this year, so that's cool.


  • Ha, trick question! There was no arena football this year!


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