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Fan On The Street

On Geoffrey Mutai’s World-Record Boston Marathon

April 22, 2011 | ISSUE 47•16

  • I guess that guy will get all the amazing women and immeasurable wealth that come with winning a marathon.


  • It’s no ‘World’s Largest Airplane Ever Eaten’ record, but Mutai should be proud of himself nonetheless.


  • Was it that guy from my work? The way he talks about running, it seems like it.


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