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Fan On The Street

On Herschel Walker Announcing He Has Multiple Personality Disorder:

April 17, 2008 |

  • So, the Vikings actually acquired 12 Herschel Walkers back in 1989? Wow, that team just can't win for losing.


  • I was wondering why all his pass receptions were also recorded as interceptions.


  • No way...I would've said dissociative fugue, tops.


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