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Fan On The Street

On Increased Violence In Hockey

March 4, 2011 | ISSUE 47•09

  • This has to stop. Or get cartoonishly violent really quickly. Either one is fine.


  • Hey! They stole my idea!


  • If a player's spine breaks and no spectators are around to hear it, does it make a sound?


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