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Fan On The Street

On Indy 500's Declining Popularity

June 4, 2010 | ISSUE 46•22

  • If only the sport had bet its future on an attractive and moderately talented woman becoming the next dominant racer. That surely would have saved them.


  • The logo is just not cool enough. Have you seen the logo for the LifeLock.com 400? I've got a tattoo of it right here on my chest.


  • You're telling me a sport that is dominated by foreigners and has a fan base of white, conservative middle-Americans is losing popularity? Huh.


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