On Indy 500's Declining Popularity

  • “If only the sport had bet its future on an attractive and moderately talented woman becoming the next dominant racer. That surely would have saved them.”

  • “The logo is just not cool enough. Have you seen the logo for the LifeLock.com 400? I've got a tattoo of it right here on my chest.”

  • “You're telling me a sport that is dominated by foreigners and has a fan base of white, conservative middle-Americans is losing popularity? Huh.”

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