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Fan On The Street

On Jacoby Ellsbury's Rare Steal Of Home:

April 30, 2009 |

  • Whatever. Did he hit any dingers?


  • I've always considered him to be the Jackie Robinson of the Navajo tribe, except without it being a big deal or anything.


  • This is such a daring display of pure athleticism that I'm not surprised it doesn't happen in baseball more often."


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