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Fan On The Street

On Jeremy Shockey Being Traded To New Orleans:

July 24, 2008 |

  • The Saints definitely needed to pick up a scapegoat for this year.


  • Oh man! That guy's gonna revitalize the shit out of New Orleans!"


  • This is the perfect chance for Sean Payton to institute his 'Always Throw The Ball To The Bellyaching Tight End' offense."


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