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Fan On The Street

On Jerry Rice Being Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame

August 6, 2010 | ISSUE 46•31

  • Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith both in the same year? Man, the Hall of Fame is getting so predictable.


  • I heard for his speech he plans on running the stairs up to the podium 25 times, then getting down for three minutes of continuous push-ups.


  • Is there a reason he has to go to that? Did he sign some sort of sponsorship deal with them?


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