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Fan On The Street

On Joe Mauer's $184 Million Contract Extension

March 26, 2010 | ISSUE 46•12

  • To those who say he could have gotten more than that on the free agent market, I say only this: I hate my life.


  • Typical Twins, buying themselves another Wild Card."


  • Did they say anything about Favre coming back at the press conference?


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