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On Josh Hamilton Falling Off the Wagon

August 13, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35

  • That explains why he's been trying to perform oral sex on pitchers for RBIs.


  • So go the temptations inherent in acceding to the position of Home Run Derby runner-up.


  • I am shocked that this man, who said he did one thing, did a different thing.


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