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Fan On The Street

On Lance Armstrong’s Second-Place Triathlon Finish

February 19, 2012 | ISSUE 48•08

  • I've been meaning to ask: Am I allowed to stop wearing this yellow bracelet yet?


  • They say he snubbed the winner at the finish line, but I've always thought of him as a gracious, humble competitor who loves using postage stamps.


  • Fatass.


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