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Fan On The Street

On Lane Kiffin Leaving Tennessee For USC

January 22, 2010 | ISSUE 46•03

  • These are sad times for Tennessee. The entire state has been playing 'Rocky Top' in a minor key."


  • This works out great for USC, as their most important requirement for finding a coach was that he be a traitor."


  • Wait, what happened? I thought Blake Kiffin was the guy who played for the Clippers.


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