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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
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  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On March Madness:

March 20, 2008 |

  • Ah, college basketball season. The best three weeks of the year.


  • You can't put 65 closely ranked teams in a tournament together! Just think of all the outcomes! It's mad I tell you! Mad!


  • Hopefully there are no upsets and all the favorites win by no less than 20 points. My heart simply can’t take it.


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