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Fan On The Street

On Mark Martin Winning Three Races At Age 50:

June 18, 2009 |

  • Finally, an old-timer for whom having a turn signal on for hundreds of miles makes sense."


  • Wow, 50. He doesn't look a day over 80."


  • 23 years, hundreds of faces, thousands and thousands of miles raced... what is Mark Martin running away from?"


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