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On Michael Beasley checking into rehab for drugs and depression

August 27, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35

  • I feel the smallest amount of betrayal possible that would still count as betrayal.


  • If you can't look up to 20-year-olds who get paid millions of dollars to play a game for a living, who can you look up to?


  • Come on, anybody who can dunk a basketball on a 10-foot hoop can't be that depressed.


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