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On Nadal's Record String Of French Open Victories:

May 28, 2009 |

  • I'll be impressed when he wins on surfaces like grass and in a sport like football.


  • He's like the Joe DiMaggio of a sport I don't like."


  • Now the only soil Nadal has left to conquer is silt."


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