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  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
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Fan On The Street

On NASCAR Suddenly Declining In Popularity

December 3, 2007 | ISSUE 43•52

  • Really? Even though more money and advertising time has been pumped into stock car racing than ever? Well, all right! USA! USA! USA!


  • People must have figured out that they can watch the cars driving by their house for free.


  • In possibly unrelated news, the national literacy rate is at an all-time high.


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