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Fan On The Street

On NFL Training Camps Opening:

July 16, 2009 |

  • They don't let you in even if you bring your helmet. You have to be on some kind of list or something.


  • That's pretty embarrassing. Shouldn't most of those guys already know how to play football?


  • I think it's rubbing it in that Michael Strahan came out of retirement just to skip training camp.


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