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On Notre Dame's 0-3 Start

September 20, 2007 |

  • I just hope they don't give in to temptation and make a deal with Touchdown Satan.


  • I'm concerned that some of the players are spending time going to class to learn some sort of profession instead of focusing on what's really important.


  • I hear coach Weis made his team repeat training camp to clean the slate. Unfortunately, it didn't work, since they're still 0-3.


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