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Fan On The Street

On Randy Johnson Approaching 300 Wins:

June 4, 2009 |

  • He should be able to do it if his back doesn't give out and he doesn't die of natural causes.


  • I feel bad for whoever has to sculpt that bust.


  • Thanks a lot. Now I'm picturing Randy Johnson.


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