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Fan On The Street

On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season

October 15, 2007 | ISSUE 43•52

  • Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I saw T. O. at Chuck E. Cheese last night and his poor parents couldn't get him to stop crying the whole time.


  • This is going to sound crazy, but just maybe it has something to do with them being on the two best teams and scoring lots of touchdowns.


  • Still, get your popcorn ready.


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