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Fan On The Street

On Roger Clemens' Alleged Affair:

May 1, 2008 |

  • Gosh, Clemens is in a real pickle here. My legal advice would be that he just kill himself.


  • Well, this is certainly a step back for Clemens in the case of whether or not he's a jerk.


  • That's okay. He'll just have to lie a little more.


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