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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
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  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On Rumors That Kentucky Derby Horses Were Dosed With Steroids:

May 8, 2008 |

  • They say Big Brown's testicles have shrunk to the size of cantaloupes."


  • You think Colonel John went up 13 bridle sizes from nutrition and yoga?


  • Yeah, turns out Eight Belles legs weren't broken. They just exploded from so many steroids.


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