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On Sammy Sosa's Strangely Lightening Skin:

November 12, 2009 | ISSUE 45•46

  • Uh-oh... that's one of the first symptoms of corking yourself.


  • Suddenly I remember him being much grittier and hard-working than I did before."


  • It's not as crazy as you think. He paid lots of money so his skin would change color. It's not like it just happened naturally or anything.


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