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Fan On The Street

On Sidney Crosby's Return To The NHL

December 3, 2011 | ISSUE 47•49

  • It's great to see him back on the ice, even if it is facedown with blood streaming out of his ears.


  • Truly this is a victory in the battle of league marketability versus player safety. I can't wait to find out for whom.


  • I'm sorry. I don't know what either of those things are.


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