Fan On The Street

On Sports Nutrition:

July 2, 2009 |

  • I tell you what—Nutrition in sports is bullcrap, and I say that as the fry cook for the Dallas Cowboys.


  • Well, I know football players aren't supposed to eat chocolate. Or maybe that's dogs.


  • Wait... all those stories these past ten years about 'improved nutrition' were actually about steroids, weren't they? God dammit.


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