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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On Steve Phillips' affair with an ESPN production assistant

October 29, 2009 | ISSUE 45•44

  • What do you expect from a guy who thought Josh Hamilton was a bad Rule V pickup?


  • You could tell the PA must have liked him because his mic was always hooked up really well on Baseball Tonight.


  • Yeah, I heard he nailed her in the Budweiser Hot Seat.


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