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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On The 2009 NBA Draft:

July 9, 2009 |

  • I love any event where people get to wear hats with the tags still on them.


  • I like that the Wolves drafted two point guards at 5 and 6.  I like stupid things.


  • Tough luck for the Celtics again, since they drafted Michael Jackson.


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