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  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
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  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
  • SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract

Fan On The Street

On the 2009 U.S. Open

September 3, 2009 | ISSUE 45•36

  • They've gotta move that thing away from where the Mets play. They just tried to put Rafael Nadal on the DL.


  • Tennis needs its Michael Jordan. Well, I guess what I'm saying is, I'd watch it if Michael Jordan played.


  • The other night, half the bar was in Clijsters skirts. The other half in Kutuzova skirts. It was nuts, man. Total mayhem.


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