On the 2009 U.S. Open

Fan On The StreetSportstennis ISSUE 45•36 Sep 3, 2009

  • “They've gotta move that thing away from where the Mets play. They just tried to put Rafael Nadal on the DL.”

  • “Tennis needs its Michael Jordan. Well, I guess what I'm saying is, I'd watch it if Michael Jordan played.”

  • “The other night, half the bar was in Clijsters skirts. The other half in Kutuzova skirts. It was nuts, man. Total mayhem.”

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