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Fan On The Street

On The Baseball Owners' Winter Meetings

December 6, 2007 |

  • There's nothing like settling in with a hot cup of cocoa and making a trade your organization will regret for the next 10 years.


  • So who's giving Carlos Silva the worst contract of all time? Reds? Rangers? Anyone?


  • I heard that Steve Finley was there to try to find a suitor for his comeback bid, but it turned out he was just one of the hotel's bellhops.


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