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  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
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  • SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract

Fan On The Street

On The Bills And Lions Being Undefeated

September 30, 2011 | ISSUE 47•40

  • I hate this weird opposite world where football teams’ fortunes change but my job and problems with girls are still the same.


  • Those poor people have suffered so much, and now they don't even have a pro football team to make fun of?


  • They're just putting in the effort so Los Angeles will be willing to take them.


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