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Fan On The Street

On the Cowboys First Playoff Win Since 1996

January 15, 2010 | ISSUE 46•02

  • Anything that takes me back to the days of Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith and Larry Allen makes me incredibly upset."


  • They could have chased history with another playoff loss, but sometimes these young players don't have so much invested in the tradition."


  • Sorry, are you trying to make me feel bad for the Dallas Cowboys?"


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